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“Alpha Hotel Foxtrot. Come in, Come in”
“Roger, Alpha Hotel Foxtrot. Roger”
“Who the hell is Roger?”
“Sir, I have found something. Something very interesting… It appears to be–“
“Yes…? What is it…?”
“Roger? Are you there?”
“I see… Mark another one lost”
“Wait! I think he’s responding!
Yes… uh-huh… I see… AH HA! THIS IS MAGNIFICENT NEWS!”
I, the (former) Minister of Siege Warfare, stand before you today to bequeath a most whimsy, nonsensical, and irrelevant document. Although we mourn the loss of a valiant Gnome, the same gnome who once infiltrated the Narwhals Admiring Stars Astronomically society, he has given us an important otiose and superfluous document of which I will entrust you, dear reader.
Finally, my henchmen and pledge have come back with something of use. See the plans below…
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