What is up, buttercup?
It seems you have cracked the code and memorized the whispers of the nighttime sky, stars dancing to and fro, to and fro. Mazel Tov to you! Or perhaps you just happened to be enjoying the Wall Garden during the right time of the Earth’s rotation. However you stumbled upon us, we welcome you with open arms to join us and dip a toe (or jump into the deep end of) the wonderful of Flow Sports and Circus Arts. Yes, despite what you may have heard, we really do juggle!
Further Steps
If you are truly interested in propagating baffling and absurd nonsense, I would meander to the WALL GARDEN sometime TWO HOURS after NOON on a beautiful SUNDAY afternoon. Come with a pure heart seeking true friends and flying balls. It is optional to bring a green thumb or an interest in bicycles. Join us for our merrymaking and antics galore in said garden. Not convinced? Let me paint a little picture. You, me, gaping our mouths open at the sheer beauty of our blossoming garden as our skin basks in the sun’s tasty, tingly rays. We are moves by the pleasure in our eyes that we frolic, like bugs and worms amidst the grass. You hear laughing. You are happy. Additionally, if you elevate yourself to the DIBOLL parking garage rooftop–a place embroiled in mystery and intrigue–at 7 PM on MONDAYS you will find a pleasant coalescence of jugglers and flow artists. Come if you dare.
If you want to get in CONTACT with us, the surest way is to DM the @tulanegardenguardian on the Instantaneous Telegram. Direct all other inquiries to juggle@tulane.edu, ghoffman2@tulane.edu or kalley@tulane.edu. However, we will only respond to emails written in a positively meandering and convoluted syntax, or entirely composed of haikus.
We would love to meet you, face your fears and come say hello.
Your loving and “democratically” elected leaders,
The Benevolent Parliament of Dunces
Did you know octopi have three hearts? They use them all to love their friends and the Earth 🙂