Dear reader,
At today’s Sunday meeting, we have lovingly tucked into the fertile soil seeds of Yellow Brandywine and Black Beauty! We resourcefully constructed trellises from the pipes that were intended to beautify the Mardi Gras cart and the string which used to suspend the confusing vanity from the garden shed. We’re excited to tend these precious seeds through the end of the semester, into the summer and fall semester when they will produce the most delicious fruit!
As the new minister of agriculture it with great honor and excitement that I begin to propagate delicious and beautiful foods for all the juggling club and all of our friends! Never again will the garden be barren, our stomachs empty of delicious and lovingly-grown produce, our souls of merriment!
With fervor,
Minister of Agriculture
Sunday, March 31 2024