My dearest Jugglers,
Just as our Benevolent Society has lived through moments of monumental magnitude in our 16 years of existence, we have heard tell of a magnificent matter in our imminent morrow!!!!!!! MAKE MERRY!!
Allow me to escort you on a trip down memory lane, retracing our club’s corresponded chronicles back to the year of our Gregory, 2511 AD (After dephlogistication).
Our dear friend, known only as the Anthropologist, holds great influence in the making, continuation, and future of the J.U.G.G.L.I.N.G. C.L.U.B. Though never president, agriculturalist, curator of vibes, or sensationalist, our Anthropologist holds the great gifts of knowledge and time. Without his great experiment regarding the operation of the WatsonBeagle3000 (a story for another time…), TBSFTPOATAOSOPAOAABN would be unenlightened as to our imminent and inevitable world domination entirely benevolent future completely within the bounds of Tulane University.
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Do you see, dear Nelipots? Just as England’s erudite elite once reveled in high spirits upon the return of darling Darwin and the HMS (Watson)Beagle, and as we are all sure the world would have done in the case of Amelia Earhart’s long-awaited reappearance (Seriously, where is that girl?), we must celebrate the Marvelous Materialization of our mighty Anthropologist (though I hear tell they now call him by the name of “The Wizard,” and of which we will inquire about upon his return).
Upon his descent from this anachoric trip of his, we shall gather by his side, delighting ourselves in the tales of an elder, a friend of a friend, our finest Juggling A.L.U.M.N.I. (though, just as a group of geese is a gaggle, a group of juggling alumni is referred to strictly as the jalumni jetwork). Thus, I implore you: do not defenestrate your juggling participation quite yet, as the absurdity has barely begun.
SO, keep your eyes peeled, your ears open, and your Outlook notifications on. Soon enough, our beloved society will be off to see the wizard. And who knows what mysteries lie behind the closed curtain…
Until we meet again,
Your keeper of the Lore and member of the concilliabule (Emma)