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*POP*
GODDAMN IT, MY BALLOON!
Well, what am I to do? Hmmmmm…. Wait a minute, when did this transmission start???
That’s unfortunate. Ah well,
Hello! My dear jugglers, if you can hear me, it seems I have hit a snag. The storm that was supposed to carry be on the inverse of my journey in seems to have raged against my departure. I was trying to correct course back west, but I was blown off course to the southeast. My bicycle’s balloon has ruptured, and it will take some time to repair…
Oh ?
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AHHH AHHH AHHHH OOOOOOOP flap flap flap
WHOOOOP WHOOOP AHH AHH OOOH OOOO FLAP FLAP FLAP
They’re here for me
SCREEEEEECH SCREECH flap flap flap flap
THIS IS A DISTRESS CALL FROM THE WIZARD OF OZ THE ANTHROPOLOGIST. MY BALLOON HAS POPPED. MY BICYCLE IS FLAT. I AM BEING PURSUED BY A SWARM OF FLYING MONKEYS. t̴̮́h̸̗̱̫͖̪̮̦͐ę̷̝͓͇̙̱̩̯͙̳̆͆̂̇̈́͆͗͗̽͛ ̴̣̫̺̫̃̍̄͐͋̓́̍͒̽̍̅̂͝͠ͅw̶̡͖͇̲̭͍̟̍̊̈́̆̾̅̈́̇͝ͅī̴̧̙͇͆̑̓͂̐̀̈͘c̵̢̲̭̰̱̖̃̀̀̓̈̊k̵̛̫͍͖͎̙͓͂̒́̋̌̋̔͒̀̽̚͝ȩ̵̨̛̛̲̤̪̗̩̰̟͇̝̍̀̓͛̊̊̽̍̾̎ͅd̵̨̢̧̪͖̼̖̰̤͍͕̝͌͝ ̶̡͓͙̭̟͖̰̖̑̓w̵̢̠̔̾̉̌̈́̒́̈͂͆̄̌̾̅ĭ̸̳̰͇̥͉̭̰̲͚͚̫̬͍͙t̵̯̰̟̭͈̗̃̑̀̑̔̊̀͗̏͋̓͐̒c̶̡̧̧̘̻͈̫̺̙̞̫͐̒h̶̦̊͒̇̿̌̂̀͗͆͐̋ ̶̙̞̠̈̚͠ō̸͚̭̌͗̆̓͒͌̓̕̚̚f̸̢͍̈͗̎͒̑́͊̐̆̄̊͘͜ ̵̛̮̲͕͕͖͊̈́͋̐̈́̏̀̐̋͂̓͝͠t̴̡̨̩̘̪̫̱̹̜̼̆̍̓͋͊̚͠ḩ̷̡̧̝̲͚̠̯͕͙̖̜̌̈́́ͅe̵̱̹̣̞͇̠̦̞͉̱̗̱̲͎͍͗̈́̔̆͐̆̎̒̐͠ ̷̢̞̋̌̆͘s̷͖̣͝ǫ̶̪̥̙̘̩͎̲̩̫͖͉̝̮͇͊̽̽ų̶͚̫̘̬̮̗̀͊̆̀̀͠ţ̴͇͎̞͉̺̘̼̞̦͙̈̇͋͘͝͠ͅh̴̺̻̝̜̹̽̉͊̑̇̎͂͆̓͜͝͝ę̴̨̼̲͔̱͙̯̘͓̞͉̳̑͒̆͂͜͜á̴̧͇͓̭̪̙̣ş̷͎̇̐̋̍̈͆̎͐̚̚͘͠t̷͍͖̀̓̅̅̓̂͆͆̎͜͝
REQUESTING BACKUP IN OZ.
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