Hello? Is anyone there? Can anyone hear me?
No? Good.
I certainly hope that you members of The Benevolent Society for the Propagation of Assorted Tomfoolery and Other Sorts of Peculiar and Otherwise Baffling Nonsense have come to know me by now. My previously sound and sturdy mind has begun to be invaded, plagued, and fractured by messages of mysterious origin. They come to me in various ways: in dreams, visions, sudden flashes of information, and memorandums delivered through my crystal ball – the most concrete proof I have that these messages are more than the psychological consequences of spending much clock-time in a foreign dimension running for my very life. I have been attempting to discern their vibrational origins, but to no avail. I postulate that my usual perspicaciousness has been worn down by incessant worrying about my situation – and the seeming lack of a way out of it. I had, in fact, been quite demoralized by it until I was recently vested with a most intriguing message by way of dream. I will certainly be executing the utmost rigorous empiricism upon this dispatch, but, in the meantime, my circumstances beg that I must also sail the second ship, and relay to you all what I have heard in hopes that it will aid the plot of my rescue. What follow are the intelligible contents of the message in question:
*click* crrrssshhh crrrsshhhhh crshh-
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Minutes!!
Need to acquire: a cauldron, lion [REDACTED]
“Can we get a bus to spirit halloween and [REDACTED]”
Bike caravan to Red White and Blue
MID SEMESTER [REDACTED] (the feet fete)
[REDACTED] before all the all the things happen
2 hour party
We need to decide what to call it
Georgia feetoed it 🙁
Ok it’s the gala… the FEET gala
[REDACTED’S] house on Calhoun is a contender
[REDACTED’S] house
Walking caravan
For [REDACTED], see [REDACTED] because I ain’t writing all that
TLDR: He is trying to explore, he gets caught in a storm and abducted by [REDACTED], we need to save him because he’s on the run
[REDACTED] at rumpus
Can we play Wicked at the party and rumpus
TELL THEM HOWW IIIIMMMMM DEFYING GRAVITY OOOWAOAOHHHH
Alan and Minami [REDACTED]
A storm will take us to [REDACTED], rumpus is [REDACTED], the [REDACTED] are our way out
Benefit for the wizard, but we are really looking for [REDACTED]
Among us style tasks
SUS
[REDACTED] needs to want to keep it a secret
See [REDACTED] also for:
Gnomes
Strawberries
Babies
ABANDONED BABIES
Options to give the [REDACTED] to:
[SUBJECT 1 SELECTED]
[SUBJECT 2]
[SUBJECT 3]
[SUBJECT 4]
Sparkly red juggling balls even?
[REDACTED] drink??
In a cauldron
BONE SAND EYES
Glitter is not kosher!!!!
[REDACTED] my evil overlord i miss you
We’re all on the same team we’re working together to find the find the shoes to find the wizard to get out?? The [REDACTED] brainwashed[REDACTED] and they don’t realize until [REDACTED] they’re like FAWWWKKKK WHAT THE FUCK [REDACTED]
She has your soul
Everyone wants to be on the side of the wizard
We kill [SUBJECT ??]
DOG PILE HIM
GREEN SMOKE BOMB
Exorcise [SUBJECT ??] ??
We steal [REDACTED]
[REDACTED] AT 8PM THIS THURSDAY
To Pitbull
Someone is working with [REDACTED]…
JoJo brings the vibrator
Tasks/puzzles (3, each one reveals something about the shoes):
Each person designs something related to their ministry?
Chess puzzle, normal puzzle, jigsaw puzzle, puzzle
…make a bonfire? And roast something over it??
Fix a bike
Surgery on [REDACTED]? – [REDACTED]
[REDACTED]… i got distracted on my phone and idk whats happening
Clue in a [REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
Scavenger hunt
[REDACTED, DON’T LET THEM FIND IT]
Writing on the mirror
Basket for Toto
BIKE basket
Stagger what time clues come out
Be changing the environment
People discover that someone is [REDACTED]
We could also have hidden clues, and people would be mingling
Message in a bottle
“[REDACTED] and WE WILL FIND YOU”
Shoe characteristics:
How you got them
Stole them
Found them
Passed down for generations
What they’re made of
What they do
The gala is NOT a TIDES class!
The WatsonBeagle3000
Tea and lore on the wizard
Yes to magic, yes to science 😀
Science experiment
[REDACTED]
COLORFUL BONFIRE AT RUMPUS
Medical tent
NO [REDACTED]
“Don’t [REDACTED] in here” tent and “REALLY don’t [REDACTED] in here” tent
Caricatures in case people can’t read
Cornflakes to the [REDACTED]
“Who brought out the fish?”
GO AWAY IF YOU WANT TO [REDACTED]
Label the freaky tent
We need an [REDACTED]
Emma.
Minister of freaky
“We will SUS out who the IMPOSTER is”
Amogus
MEETING ADJOURNED
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Confounding, isn’t it my friends? This land called Oz has brought both trial and tribulation… I anticipate the next divination I receive, and sincerely hope this dispatch finds its way back to you all in New Orleans. Before she finds me again…
The best to you all,
The Wizard of Oz