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A Recounting of the Valiant Infiltration of the US government agency: Nomadic Aliens Seeking Adventure
We’ve done it! The Ministry of Siege Warfare has been hard at work over the recent hiatus devising and contriving the most efficient and whimsical ways to blow your minds. YOU SAID IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE! We could never reach the mystical realm of 12– the absolute distance to the moon. Prepare to be amazed! For…
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ALERT ALERT ALERT
Alarming news has been confirmed confined condoned by the Watsonbeagle3000 concerning our simulation creators simulating our current predicament for their own entertainment as they to are watched by those running the true simulation spectating us at last! “We just want to put our hands in our goshdarn pockets! Maybe whistle a tune while we reverse…