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Chapter One: Decent into Whimsey
A squat little shed of barely any apparent significance. Overlooking a shabby garden of dirt paths and shallow beds. The Director walked up the steps to the entrance of the shack, taking out a brass key and opening the door, “Come on inside my dear boy,” he said over his shoulder. Stepping inside, the Director…
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A New Beginning
Today, December 31st, 2023 marks a new beginning Today marks a new beginning. “No it does not. It is New Years Eve. It firmly marks an ending.” Ah, but dear reader, this has nothing to do with the Gregorian calendar you so loyaly use. We here use the Gregorian Greogian calendar which is named after…
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A Recounting of the Valiant Infiltration of the US government agency: Nomadic Aliens Seeking Adventure
We’ve done it! The Ministry of Siege Warfare has been hard at work over the recent hiatus devising and contriving the most efficient and whimsical ways to blow your minds. YOU SAID IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE! We could never reach the mystical realm of 12– the absolute distance to the moon. Prepare to be amazed! For…
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ALERT ALERT ALERT
Alarming news has been confirmed confined condoned by the Watsonbeagle3000 concerning our simulation creators simulating our current predicament for their own entertainment as they to are watched by those running the true simulation spectating us at last! “We just want to put our hands in our goshdarn pockets! Maybe whistle a tune while we reverse…