Ah! So I see you have stumbled upon the inner machinations of my mind! And what have you found O’ Wise One?
It seems you have found the Chess Club! We meet every Wednesday 4-6 in the LBC!
Every board game is only a variation of chess. Most of them are sloppy, ill-concieved variations designed to please the masses. Distract them with fancy graphics, platonic-solid dice, and shadow realms.
If you’ve never played chess, it’s possible you’ve gone your whole life without a 2 hour chunk of time devoted to humiliating an opponent. What can you really know about yourself if you’ve never had a nemesis? Chess doesn’t only create frustration and anguish; it also cultivates wisdom.
Communications from the Minister of Siege Warfare
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All Hallows Eve
To the Esteemed Members of the Benevolent Society for the Propagation of Assorted Tomfoolery and Other Such Peculiar and Otherwise Absurd and Baffling Nonsense, I am writing to you, fellow enthusiasts of whimsy, hijinks, and general good-natured absurdity, with a concern so pressing and timely that it could not, in good conscience, ……. “What was that? … ……
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On the run across the board
Woosh! Whistle? CraCkle Hello? My telegraphiphone has been smashed … I hope that this dispatch through my divinationous crystal ball reaches the great agenda of TBSFTPOATAOSOPAOAABN, as I don’t know what other player would be qualified for the treacherous journey ahead. I have been captured by grotesque arial primates and taken to a land that…
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nothing. nothing to see here.
*** Crackle Crackle*** “Alpha Hotel Foxtrot. Come in, Come in” “Roger, Alpha Hotel Foxtrot. Roger” “Who the hell is Roger?” “Sir, I have found something. Something very interesting… It appears to be–“ “Yes…? What is it…?” “Roger? Are you there?” “I see… Mark another one lost” “Wait! I think he’s responding! Yes… uh-huh… I see……