Ministry of Transportation

Welcome to the hub for the Benevolent Society for the Propagation of Two-Wheeled Transportation! Here, you will find a portal to a most absurd bike repair shop, abundant with reviews from members of our whimsical community.


Who am I? Who are You?

‘Neath the oaks, live and jolly,

are a people gay with folly,

‘twixt the river, wide and blue,

and the lake and marshland too.


They’ll dance and sing with pure delight

as they ride throughout the night

on pedal-powered two-wheeled steeds,

free-flying in that muggy breeze.


Though Jugglers come from all around,

we all hail, first, from the ground.

Gaea’s gifts of blue and green,

we call our home, so serene.


And so our flock, glad, assembles;

an arboreal Hajj, it resembles.

Full of thanks and love and wonder,

we enjoy our earthly plunder.



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