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Incoming news from our democratically (?) elected Parliament of Dunces: The Time Has Come…
Good Morrow, my allegiant constituents. Just as the feeble, celestial object we have called earth for 365 thousand days (and will call Earth for 105,192 more) gyrates around our gracious star, as our aquatic reservoirs evaporate, condense, and precipitate in revolution, so too, does our benevolent society change. Let’s take a walk down the reminiscent…
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All Hallows Eve
To the Esteemed Members of the Benevolent Society for the Propagation of Assorted Tomfoolery and Other Such Peculiar and Otherwise Absurd and Baffling Nonsense, I am writing to you, fellow enthusiasts of whimsy, hijinks, and general good-natured absurdity, with a concern so pressing and timely that it could not, in good conscience, ……. “What was that? … ……
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HIGH PRIORITY MAIL INCOMING: OPEN IMMEDIATELY
MY DEAREST OF JUGGLERS, As you are presumably aware, this past month has been quite the arduous journey as I traverse through the great Land of Oz, eluding the Wicked Witch of the Southeast and her vicious malevolence. I find myself in hiding, not quite within the walls of the great Emerald City (once a home, now…
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minutes from the conciliabule concerning certain events, relayed by a wizard on the run
Hello? Is anyone there? Can anyone hear me? No? Good. I certainly hope that you members of The Benevolent Society for the Propagation of Assorted Tomfoolery and Other Sorts of Peculiar and Otherwise Baffling Nonsense have come to know me by now. My previously sound and sturdy mind has begun to be invaded, plagued, and fractured by messages of mysterious…
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On the run across the board
Woosh! Whistle? CraCkle Hello? My telegraphiphone has been smashed … I hope that this dispatch through my divinationous crystal ball reaches the great agenda of TBSFTPOATAOSOPAOAABN, as I don’t know what other player would be qualified for the treacherous journey ahead. I have been captured by grotesque arial primates and taken to a land that…